Q.     HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

A.     SEVEN


One to file an environmental impact statement.

One to write their congressperson to work for "Bulbicare" so that everyone can
have equal access to light bulbs.

One to complain that the bulb is and energy-waisting incandescent
  and go and exchange it for a compact energy-saving florescent

One to actually change the bulb.

One to correctly recycle the dead bulb.

One to go get another bulb and change it a second time because the first changer broke it.

One to describe the whole experience on a moveon.org blog.